A radio caller told me one night at Magic long ago she is Mexi-Wegian; Mexican and Norwegian. I asked her if she wraps tacos with lefse.

Erik informed me I'm a Germ Freek; German/French/Greek. While walking out of one of our favorite Greek restaurants the other night, I told him the best I can come up with for him, as he is Irish and Italian, is Irritating. According to the BBC, all of these countries now have confirmed cases of bird flu. Except Ireland. Perhaps because it is on an island and their little wings get tuckered out. Let's go there. So, is this where the souvlaki ends?