Hey! I don't have to paint the baseboards!
Mr. Clean Magic Erasers. I don't know how they do it, but praise God they do. And, Mr. Clean kind of has that Diesel look about him, and you know I can't pass that up. He even makes mops now. Ya know, between Mr. Clean and that Brawny guy, a woman's needs should be just about all taken care of.

They're a microporous abrasive polymer that scours the top layer off of whatever you rub it against.