Girl Talk

Ooooh, baby, I am feeling the burn. Knew I shouldn't have done it. It's something every girl inherently knows she is not to do, but I was in a hurry. I'm praying a dab of lotion will cool this off.

I don't think it was my mother that taught me these intricate little laws. I'm pretty sure everything I ever needed to know at puberty was learned in Cabin #7 at Wesley Acres Methodist Church Camp.

I dry-shaved my legs earlier tonight.