My cappuccino gets cold too quickly. Might it be the hard Texas aquifer water with which it is made?

I need a new product for my hair. There is this little curl, right in the middle of my forehead. I used to know somebody who said this curl indicated my superpowers. Many superheroes have this curl. Anyway, I think I need a new product, as nothing will make this curl behave.

Perhaps I need a new hairstyle for my impending milestone birthday? Someone said Thirty is the new Twenty-one. I like that.