Well, I'm wired. The EEG tech glued 27 electrodes to my noggin, and sent me home with them all connected to a little computer that will record every brainwave until Friday at 2:00, in hopes of catching some seizure activity. This is so incredibly boring you can't believe...

I'm not supposed to use the laptop plugged into the wall, but we're getting around that by running it off the battery. Should be ok, long as I record in my little "patient activity diary" everything I do.

I dropped in at work this afternoon to tie up a couple of things at my desk and got dizzy when I walked in the door. I am afraid that the neurologist is going to read that strip next week and tell me to quit my job.

They said no showers, no doing dishes or laundry, and no vacuuming. We can "have relations," if you know what I mean, I just have to write it down. Wonder what those brainwaves will look like.