Parental Unit Visitation
So I'm on this low carb thing, because I have this big event coming up, and my mom's visiting, and it's a veritable carb-fest. When I got home last night, she had baked and frosted her famous chocolate cake that I ate for breakfast on many, many mornings when I was younger. Tonight, she's doing an Italian pasta salad. She's trying out recipes on Erik. But when the parental units leave, it's back to no sugar and no flour and no chocolate cake.

But chocolate cake is healthy. Just look what's in it: Eggs! Milk! And Wheat!
He hates low-carb, I think.
And chocolate. Mui importante!