Oh, the Humanity
The 3rd floor coffeemaker no work. I have to trudge to the 2nd floor for my coffee needs. I foresee switching to "diet cola 1" sooner than normal today. It has less sodium than "diet cola 2." Not that that's a problem for my sodium depleted li'l blood. Settle down, Mother. I'm eating on a regular basis. Never fear. But the fact remains. The coffeemaker is broken. Why, God? Whyyyy?? What have we done???
Hey, I guess you'll just have to come and visit...Dad is at the local clinic today and just came home for cappuccino on the freshly scrubbed porch, where we sat on the freshly painted wicker chairs on the newly covered cushions! Oh, it's so pretty! AND...I thought all the little yellow birds in our yard were goldfinches...noticed a darker yellow one...it's a yellow warbler...they are sooo pretty! And the wrens are THE funniest...they are cleaning twigs and feathers OUT of the birdhouse to rebuild the nest they built last year! All that work...it took him 2 days to haul all those twigs and soft nest materials into that little hole...and now they are spring cleaning so they can start over...makes me tired just watching!!
Kids, talk to your parents about drugs. And the dangers of sniffing freshly painted wicker chairs.
Muahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!