Studies show...
Does anybody watch "Everybody Loves Raymond"? Didja see the one where they were trying to get his brother and his brother's fiancee back together, and Raymond told him not to listen to his family, or her family for that matter.
"No good can come from families!"
Also, don't date your friends. Hear me now, believe me later.
Also, do not date somebody at work. Believe me now, listen to me now, cross-stitch a snazzy li'l thing to hang inside your front door. Now. No good can come of it. Before you know it, you'll move across the country three times and lose half of your mail in the post office forwarding process.
And don't keep old love letters. Take 'em to the park on Sunday and burn 'em in one of the rusty barbecue grills. Do this for me. But keep the cute stuff. Get rid of everything else. Zsa Zsa said, "I never hated a man enough to return his diamonds." I don't hate anybody either, but...well, shoot, I have lessons to learn too.
A little pessimistic today, are we?
Just sayin'. My wisdom must be shared among the masses.
I watched that episode, it was funny. Did ya see the one last night where Debra ended up in jail?
Now what i do is pretend the male freinds that i'm infatuated with are gay (it's a psychological trick).
Oooh, I LIKE that trick! I hang out with lots of gay men. I don't think it means I'm afraid of relationships or anything. A gay man will take you out, pay for everything and NOT try to get into your pants at the end of the night. And he'll always tell you how pretty you look.
I really NEED to meet gay men. Point me in the right direction.
Seriously, honey, they're everywhere. But you've gotta find THE RIGHT gay man, to be your best friend and date for every occasion. And no romantic hassles.